Barn Quotes

That was a womanly grunt of sucess! -Chloe

Blow flames Glenn, BLOW FlAMES! -Heidi

Erin’s phone rings…
Hello? -Erin
ERIN WEARS A THONG!!!!-Claire
Erin finishes phone call…
I am going to f—— kill you! -Erin

School Quotes Part 2

You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When…
1. You walk 20 miles on your treadmile before realizing that it’s not actually plugged in.
2. You ski uphill.
3. You get a speeding ticket even when you are parked.
4. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

I vote for snakes -Ty
But, Ty, she said no mammels! -Nicky
Umm, Nicky…- The class

Would anyone like to go deposit some bodily fluid with me? -Chloe

No, don’t sit next to me! I will get distracted! -Heidi
Heidi, you would get distracted by someone across the whole room. -Hugo

Sorry About the Wait! Start of School Quotes part 1

So, a few new people have joined our school, including a new teacher, so if you read any new names, thats who they are.

Ty, you’re a bee molester -Lea

Sometimes I wonder if my brains will ever come out my nose… -Jaco (Jacqueline)

Ty, go take a chill pill. -Heidi
But I flushed them all! -Ty
Oh crap…- Heidi

IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO DANCE!!! -Kelton

Vacation Quotes

Yeah, encouragement, a.k.a. FORCE
~Anna

Well, my feelings are… Oh s—t, the oven’s on fire!
~Jordan

Dude, it’s like a mini Hurricane Katrina in there!
~Evan

Why is that Navel Base thing barricaded off? ~Daniel
Why are you barricaded off? Ask Jack Bauer
~Dad

Sorry…

I am sorry, but the Quote Book is on temporary absence (lost ) so I will get it back as soon as possible, and put up some more quotes!!

~Heidi

Substitute/Teacher Fun! (Part 1)

You don’t have to supposed to do anything!
-Sub

Chancey bought a chicken at the store for $3.50, and a frying pan for $5.50…
I wonder what he wanted the frying pan for?!
-Paula Ripley

Who has the coolest shoes?
-Paul Meehan

I really love my school…

Well let us weep alone in the blackness and cry ourselfs to sleep in a eternal pit of suffering and torture. Anyway whats up with you?
-Kelton

Heidi, quite moaning and eat your pickles!
-Erin

When I woke up, I thought I was an elf, like Legolas!
-Heidi (me), after waking up with a fever

Old people rock.
-Jacqueline

Your face carries a negative charge.
-Ella

I love my school…

I know how to spell Liechtenstein, but I don’t.
-Heidi (me)

What’s your last name? -Dan O.
Oh, it’s Montana! See? This is my wig!
I’m the beeeeeest of boooooth wooorrrrlddds!
-Hannah

Oh George, What Will We Do With You?

Than we can have a new country, a new war, and… (oppsy!)
-G. W. Bush

Okay, so there’s this lava. And this lava is really hot. So it’s heating the globe, and causing the so-called Global Warming. So we have to make billions of ice cubes. Then we need to find the lava, and cover it with the ice cubes. Then we have these people, they blow freezing air on the lava and ice cubes. Then the lava is fizzled away, and Global Warming is stopped!
-G. Bush ( I think…)

I understand small business growth. I was one.
-G. Bush

Yeah Johnny!

Unless of course he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth, even if you told it to him.
-J. Sparrow

Unless you have a rudder and a pair of sails hidden under that…dress, unlikely.
-J. Sparrow

She is safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norington just like she promised, and you’re all set to die for her just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth, who is infact, a woman.
-J. Sparrow