Vacation Quotes
Yeah, encouragement, a.k.a. FORCE
~Anna
Well, my feelings are… Oh s—t, the oven’s on fire!
~Jordan
Dude, it’s like a mini Hurricane Katrina in there!
~Evan
Why is that Navel Base thing barricaded off? ~Daniel
Why are you barricaded off? Ask Jack Bauer
~Dad
If not, you should get the pink one. ~Daniel
Why the pink one? ~Evan
Because pinks are the best! ~Daniel
Why? ~Evan
BECAUSE THEY’RE PINK! ~Daniel
Is she singing about llamas?
~Evan
It’s the leaning tower or treesa!
~Evan
Where did Evan go? ~Daniel
Uh, he went to…mark his territory
~Dad
Everyday, I check to see if I have the force
~Peter Schuler, age 5
Now we’ll have smoked onion flavored watermelon instead!
~Me
Don’t worry mom, it’s not too violent. I even think you’ll like it!
~Peter Schuler
No one can punch me in the butt because I can kick and do karati
~Peter Schuler

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