School Quotes Part 2

You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When…
1. You walk 20 miles on your treadmile before realizing that it’s not actually plugged in.
2. You ski uphill.
3. You get a speeding ticket even when you are parked.
4. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

I vote for snakes -Ty
But, Ty, she said no mammels! -Nicky
Umm, Nicky…- The class

Would anyone like to go deposit some bodily fluid with me? -Chloe

No, don’t sit next to me! I will get distracted! -Heidi
Heidi, you would get distracted by someone across the whole room. -Hugo

I can tell how much you guys have matured since last year… -Don, “the Sub” from last year

I am threatening to take off my pants -Kelton (while chatting on gmail)
Oh yeah, sure… -Heidi
Slowly, unzipping… -Kelton
Okay okay okay I’ll tell you!!! -Heidi

Hugo, where you doing the dance to the window? -Heidi

One man down! Oh, wait… -Hugo

Paul is a hypocrit! He tells us to get as close to the music as we can, but when I crawl under the base, he tells me to get out! -Nicky

I now have control! Heidi, SIT! Good girl. -Hugo

I have to go to the bathroom… -Nicky
Well, please do, we don’t want any puddles on the floor. Or any…other…stuff… -Paul

Goodbye Paul!
Thank you for your wonderful teachings and works, they inspire me to do good in this world! -Nicky

Ty! Don’t pinch her bra! -Paul
You know, I would really love to not get into the “cupcake” conversation again… -Ty
And by cupcakes, I mean cupcakes-Paul
I feel very uncomfortable in this room, I’m leaving! -Ty
You should! And quit pinching my bra! -Lea
Nice Ty… -Paul

Hotdogs are made of lips and ass holes -Lea

Woah, I have a neck?!?! -Kelton

This chair is part of me now… -Kelton

What would you be? -Don
A monkey! -Dylan
You already are…-Don

Then you put the spongebob cup on the bridge, and put my retirement fund of pennies inside…
-Paul Sullivan

You know what word just popped into my head? -Jaco
I’m afraid to know… -Ginny

Why are all the girls walking around with wet butts?
Well, we didn’t pee our pants if that’s what you mean… -Heidi

Our teeth need to be SEXY!! -Erin

I ate my lunch, consisting of raw armadillo meat and cucumbers. -Nicky

Chris!!! My water broke!! -Nicky
OH. MY. GOSH. SO DID MINE!! -Chris

Chris, it has come to my attention that my bladder has swelled, and I must retire to the men’s room. -Kelton

~ by Heidi on December 11, 2008.