Barn Quotes

That was a womanly grunt of sucess! -Chloe

Blow flames Glenn, BLOW FlAMES! -Heidi

Erin’s phone rings…
Hello? -Erin
ERIN WEARS A THONG!!!!-Claire
Erin finishes phone call…
I am going to f—— kill you! -Erin

You know what, I don’t care, I’ll just change right here. -Claire (in tack room)
Awww Claire, NOT here please! -Erin Herman, Heidi
Hey, at least I have underwear on! -Claire

All the cool guys have beards these days… -Jenni

We’ve got rosey cheeks and puffing horses! -Mollie
And stuffy noses!-Heidi

All you need in life is a little encouragement and a WOOTWOOT! -Emma, Jaco

She’s like Amber, but on steroids! -Jaco

You show her how to flush that toilet!!! -Emma

You’re SURE your not Italian? -Drunk Phil

It was the most terrifying, insane, humiliating moment of my intire career -Mollie

We ride naked hairy animals! -Jaco

~ by Heidi on December 12, 2008.