That was a womanly grunt of sucess! -Chloe

Blow flames Glenn, BLOW FlAMES! -Heidi

Erin’s phone rings…
Hello? -Erin
ERIN WEARS A THONG!!!!-Claire
Erin finishes phone call…
I am going to f—— kill you! -Erin

You know what, I don’t care, I’ll just change right here. -Claire (in tack room)
Awww Claire, NOT here please! -Erin Herman, Heidi
Hey, at least I have underwear on! -Claire

All the cool guys have beards these days… -Jenni

We’ve got rosey cheeks and puffing horses! -Mollie
And stuffy noses!-Heidi

All you need in life is a little encouragement and a WOOTWOOT! -Emma, Jaco

She’s like Amber, but on steroids! -Jaco

You show her how to flush that toilet!!! -Emma

You’re SURE your not Italian? -Drunk Phil

It was the most terrifying, insane, humiliating moment of my intire career -Mollie

We ride naked hairy animals! -Jaco

You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When…
1. You walk 20 miles on your treadmile before realizing that it’s not actually plugged in.
2. You ski uphill.
3. You get a speeding ticket even when you are parked.
4. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

I vote for snakes -Ty
But, Ty, she said no mammels! -Nicky
Umm, Nicky…- The class

Would anyone like to go deposit some bodily fluid with me? -Chloe

No, don’t sit next to me! I will get distracted! -Heidi
Heidi, you would get distracted by someone across the whole room. -Hugo

I can tell how much you guys have matured since last year… -Don, “the Sub” from last year

I am threatening to take off my pants -Kelton (while chatting on gmail)
Oh yeah, sure… -Heidi
Slowly, unzipping… -Kelton
Okay okay okay I’ll tell you!!! -Heidi

Hugo, where you doing the dance to the window? -Heidi

One man down! Oh, wait… -Hugo

Paul is a hypocrit! He tells us to get as close to the music as we can, but when I crawl under the base, he tells me to get out! -Nicky

I now have control! Heidi, SIT! Good girl. -Hugo

I have to go to the bathroom… -Nicky
Well, please do, we don’t want any puddles on the floor. Or any…other…stuff… -Paul

Goodbye Paul!
Thank you for your wonderful teachings and works, they inspire me to do good in this world! -Nicky

Ty! Don’t pinch her bra! -Paul
You know, I would really love to not get into the “cupcake” conversation again… -Ty
And by cupcakes, I mean cupcakes-Paul
I feel very uncomfortable in this room, I’m leaving! -Ty
You should! And quit pinching my bra! -Lea
Nice Ty… -Paul

Hotdogs are made of lips and ass holes -Lea

Woah, I have a neck?!?! -Kelton

This chair is part of me now… -Kelton

What would you be? -Don
A monkey! -Dylan
You already are…-Don

Then you put the spongebob cup on the bridge, and put my retirement fund of pennies inside…
-Paul Sullivan

You know what word just popped into my head? -Jaco
I’m afraid to know… -Ginny

Why are all the girls walking around with wet butts?
Well, we didn’t pee our pants if that’s what you mean… -Heidi

Our teeth need to be SEXY!! -Erin

I ate my lunch, consisting of raw armadillo meat and cucumbers. -Nicky

Chris!!! My water broke!! -Nicky
OH. MY. GOSH. SO DID MINE!! -Chris

Chris, it has come to my attention that my bladder has swelled, and I must retire to the men’s room. -Kelton

So, a few new people have joined our school, including a new teacher, so if you read any new names, thats who they are.

Ty, you’re a bee molester -Lea

Sometimes I wonder if my brains will ever come out my nose… -Jaco (Jacqueline)

Ty, go take a chill pill. -Heidi
But I flushed them all! -Ty
Oh crap…- Heidi

IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO DANCE!!! -Kelton

Chris, what are we doing today? -Kelton
Just the save as we do everyday. Take over THE WORLD! -Chris

Heidi, how would you feel if you were a lamb, and you grew up in a  nice place with lots of food, and then when you were still young, the people slaughtored you for human consumption?! -Jaco
Well, I wouldn’t be feeling anything if I was dead…-Heidi

Erin, you shall always be a shubbery in my heart! -Nicky

What kinds of elastic forces are there? -Elizabeth
Elephants. -Kelton

Keri, stop arguing with everything we say! -Katie
BUT I’M NOT ARGUING WI- oh. -Keri

Yeah, encouragement, a.k.a. FORCE
~Anna

Well, my feelings are… Oh s—t, the oven’s on fire!
~Jordan

Dude, it’s like a mini Hurricane Katrina in there!
~Evan

Why is that Navel Base thing barricaded off? ~Daniel
Why are you barricaded off? Ask Jack Bauer
~Dad

If not, you should get the pink one. ~Daniel
Why the pink one? ~Evan
Because pinks are the best! ~Daniel
Why? ~Evan
BECAUSE THEY’RE PINK! ~Daniel

Is she singing about llamas?
~Evan

It’s the leaning tower or treesa!
~Evan

Where did Evan go? ~Daniel
Uh, he went to…mark his territory
~Dad

Everyday, I check to see if I have the force
~Peter Schuler, age 5

Now we’ll have smoked onion flavored watermelon instead!
~Me

Don’t worry mom, it’s not too violent. I even think you’ll like it!
~Peter Schuler

No one can punch me in the butt because I can kick and do karati
~Peter Schuler

I am sorry, but the Quote Book is on temporary absence (lost ) so I will get it back as soon as possible, and put up some more quotes!!

~Heidi

You don’t have to supposed to do anything!
-Sub

Chancey bought a chicken at the store for $3.50, and a frying pan for $5.50…
I wonder what he wanted the frying pan for?!
-Paula Ripley

Who has the coolest shoes?
-Paul Meehan

Who knew that not only would be studying geology, but muffinology as well!
-Chris Kozina

You mean I didn’t look nice yesterday?!
-Paul Meehan

Earth to students…
-Paula Ripley

I dissect muffins!
-Chris Kozina

It’s not as exciting as learning about muffins, but it’s pretty close.
-Chis Kozina

Heidi! The hills are alive, with the sound of music…
-Sub

Aw, Ty doesn’t have anyone to sit with. He has no friends. Oh! Look at that! Lars doesn’t have any friends either! It’s a match made in heaven! Ty, sit next to Lars.
-Sub (same sub as above)

Sweet Jesus! This class is from hell!
-Sub (also the same sub)

Line up against the wall, I’m going to shoot you.
-Sub (again, the same sub as always…)

Well let us weep alone in the blackness and cry ourselfs to sleep in a eternal pit of suffering and torture. Anyway whats up with you?
-Kelton

Heidi, quite moaning and eat your pickles!
-Erin

When I woke up, I thought I was an elf, like Legolas!
-Heidi (me), after waking up with a fever

Old people rock.
-Jacqueline

Your face carries a negative charge.
-Ella

She’s drawing with a kidney?!
-Lea

We should only say boys, because I don’t see any gentlemen in this room…
-Hannah

Yeah, Hugo gets up at 6:00 am every morning just to straighten his hair!
[Hugo brushes hand over his hair]
-Hannah

Hugo, Fidel Castro was a dictator for 50 years. I think he was older than 10 years old when he started-Hannah
Was he 11? -Hugo

I coughed up a piece of coconut!
-Heidi (me)

Does this mean we are all controlled by computers?
-Hannah

I definitly heard that wrong…
-Ella

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
-Kelton

I have seen it, but only in the place where it usually is, which I can’t remember.
-Heidi (me) you may need to read this one over a few times…

I know how to spell Liechtenstein, but I don’t.
-Heidi (me)

What’s your last name? -Dan O.
Oh, it’s Montana! See? This is my wig!
I’m the beeeeeest of boooooth wooorrrrlddds!
-Hannah

Emma, spell participant. -Chris
Okay. Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz! Now I know my abc’s, next time won’t you sing with me!
-Emma

Victoria, spell (something in German, I can’t spell) -Chris
Ok. C-H-U-C-K- N-O-R-R-I-S -Victoria

Every time you use that saying, an elephant dies!
-Whitney

Jordan! Why would you put a chicken in a bucket of flowers?!
-Heidi (me)

I apologize if I get cheese in your ginger ale.
-Heidi (me)

Hugo! I never knew you could sing like that!
-Hannah, being sarcastic

She’s Buddhist Emma, get used to it!
-Someone

Get the heck out of my house!
-Kelton

Chew swallow, choke and DIE!!
-Ella

Ella, I don’t want to give you SPR, so GET UP!
-Heidi (me)

It’s not an atom, it’s a superstring! What idiots wrote this anyway…
-Ella

Adsfa
-Lea

Ubermelonfishgerbil
-Kelton

Than we can have a new country, a new war, and… (oppsy!)
-G. W. Bush

Okay, so there’s this lava. And this lava is really hot. So it’s heating the globe, and causing the so-called Global Warming. So we have to make billions of ice cubes. Then we need to find the lava, and cover it with the ice cubes. Then we have these people, they blow freezing air on the lava and ice cubes. Then the lava is fizzled away, and Global Warming is stopped!
-G. Bush ( I think…)

I understand small business growth. I was one.
-G. Bush

Unless of course he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth, even if you told it to him.
-J. Sparrow

Unless you have a rudder and a pair of sails hidden under that…dress, unlikely.
-J. Sparrow

She is safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norington just like she promised, and you’re all set to die for her just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth, who is infact, a woman.
-J. Sparrow

Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.
-J. Sparrow

Barbossa:  What are you doing?
J. Sparrow: What are you doing?
Barbossa: No, what are you doing?
J. Sparrow: What are you doing?
J. Sparrow: What are you doing? Hmm. Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The Captain of this ship is giving orders!
J. Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain!
Barbossa: They be my charts!
J. Sparrow: That makes you Chart-man!
Pintel: Stow it! The both of you! That’s an order! Understand?!
Pintel: Sorry, I just thought that with the Captain issue in doubt I’d just throw in my name for consideration. Sorry.

Your not a eunuch are you?
-J. Sparrow

Because he’s a a lummox, isn’t he? We shall have a magnificent garden party, and you’re not invited.
J. Sparrow