I Agree…

There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.
~Winston Churchill

Oh, Ronald…

Hermione, speaking about the Room of Requirement:
It’s also known as the Come and Go Room. The Room of Requirement only appears when a person has real need of it, and is always equipped with the seeker’s needs.
Ron Weasley: So, say you really needed a toilet…
Hermione: Charming, Ronald. But yes, that is the general idea.

A Very Good Point…

You’re not a bad person. You’re a very good person, who bad things have happened to.We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.
-Sirius Black

Having heard all of this, you may choose to look the other way, but you can never say that you did not know.
-William Wilberforce

Short Ones

What’s a vacume?
-Keats

Your a veinershnitzle (however you spell that!)
-Hunter

Do vegans breastfeed?
-Anonymous

Aw, look at that juicy piece of man candy!
-I won’t mention the name…

Ok then…

I don’t know why, but I feel like growing a mustache.
-Random Person

Let’s Start at the Beginning, Shall We?

Daniel is our knight in shinning boxers!!
-Heidi and Jacqueline